Ha!

The world would erupt at the seams if I ever changed my fb status to "in a relationship"

Can u here the comments of... disbelief, shock an awe, curiosity? Lls
Can u hear the nonsense if it had an actual name attached to it?

Commented on a friends newly changed status... Made me think a lil bit
We live our lives in the public eye... An I'm ok w it

I'm the type to have cute hubby/wifey an me pics an edited photos from our outings. Artistic sculptures of pregnancy... All posted online
An I'm perfectly ok w it

Because when I do find true love....
an I do mean that:
-fall out my chair
-head over heels
-fart an shit w the door open
-kiss ur eyelids
-stare into ur eyes
-b myself all the time
-hand in each others back pockets
-sex w morning breath before the first pee (taking u by surprise)
-making an feeding dinner to
-feet kissing (dear god I said it, if I truly love u I will touch ur feet, possibly even lick ur toes... After we shower)
-family dinner having
-"honey wha does this bump look like to u"
-breakfast in bed or in the sun room at noon on a lazy saturday... W the kids
-kissing the kids to bed together
-old on the back porch w the grand kids an dogs


Shall I continue(cause u kno I can)!!
Kind of love... I will be sure evryone sees my shiny "poster child for forevr" glowy smile until its old an grey

I'm done ranting... Love nevr hears my cries... She's too busy out there matching ppl up who have no clue love has evn slapped them in the forehead
Which is precisely why I'm not looking for that whore... I wan love to surprisingly slap me in the face

Song of the blog...
India.Arie -Beautiful Surprise
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